The Secret Garden Letters - February 2009

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Christian One Liners

(from an email I received) 

Don't let your worries get the best of you; 
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. 


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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited 
Until you try to sit in their pews.
 

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Many folks want to serve God,
 
But only as advisers.
 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
 
Than it is to live one. 


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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, 
But mosquitoes come close.
 

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When you get to your wit's end, 
You'll find God lives there.
 

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, 
Middle of the road, 
And back of the church.
 

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Opportunity may knock once, 
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
 

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Quit griping about your church;
 
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.
 

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If a church wants a better pastor, 
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
 

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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges. 


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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until 

he is dead. So why should you? 


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Some minds are like concrete
 
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.
 

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Peace starts with a smile.
 

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I don't know why some people change churches; 
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 


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A lot of church members singing 'Standing on the Promises' 
Are just sitting on the premises.
 

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch '
em - He'll clean 'em. 

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Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell. 

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 


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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 

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Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. 


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Forbidden fruits create many jams.
 

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God doesn't call the qualified, 
He qualifies the called.
 

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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 


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God loves everyone, 
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' 


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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 


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He who angers you, controls you!
 

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!
 

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Prayer: 
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
 

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The task ahead of us is never as 
great as the Power behind us.
 

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The Will of God never takes you to where the 
Grace of God will not protect you.
 

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We don't change the message, 
The message changes us.
 

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You can tell how big a person is 
By what it takes to discourage him. 


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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
 

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There is no greater treasure than a good friend!


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Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.

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